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starone | 23:10 Wed 25th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
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lol

jem
Very good!
Ha ha!
lol
Wouldn't want to cuddle him though.

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