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Hi, my name is Alfie and I live in Spain with my mummy and daddy.
Yesterday, my mummy made a cake. It looks so yummy that I spent the whole of last night just dreaming about it. Mum got up this morning and when she came to say hello to me, I immediately took her to the kitchen and asked for a slice of this yummy cake.
To my absolute horror she proceeded to tell me that it's daddy's cake and that it's not for little boys (yeah right, whatever will she come out with next?). My pleas and pathetic looks have fallen on deaf ears and she refuses to cut me a big fat slice of cake.
Had I known I would be thus treated, I would have done a giant, steaming curly wurly right in the middle of the living room for her to pick up before breakfast. Should I go and wake my daddy up and ask him for some cake?
Yours,
Disgusted, neglected and abused.
Xeraco 46770.
Yesterday, my mummy made a cake. It looks so yummy that I spent the whole of last night just dreaming about it. Mum got up this morning and when she came to say hello to me, I immediately took her to the kitchen and asked for a slice of this yummy cake.
To my absolute horror she proceeded to tell me that it's daddy's cake and that it's not for little boys (yeah right, whatever will she come out with next?). My pleas and pathetic looks have fallen on deaf ears and she refuses to cut me a big fat slice of cake.
Had I known I would be thus treated, I would have done a giant, steaming curly wurly right in the middle of the living room for her to pick up before breakfast. Should I go and wake my daddy up and ask him for some cake?
Yours,
Disgusted, neglected and abused.
Xeraco 46770.
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You are a remarkably good typist for a dog and I do agree with you about your owner. She's obviously teasing you. At least she can cook though. I'm afraid you would have to put up with shop bought cake with me. I've never been good at baking. I would take you to the pub with me though for an occasional tipple and a packet of pork scratchings.
You are a remarkably good typist for a dog and I do agree with you about your owner. She's obviously teasing you. At least she can cook though. I'm afraid you would have to put up with shop bought cake with me. I've never been good at baking. I would take you to the pub with me though for an occasional tipple and a packet of pork scratchings.
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You are kindness personified, Redhelen. My mum should take a leaf out of your book. The top of the microwave is marginally out of my reach. I did once have half a tortilla down off the kitchen side. When mum found the empty wrapper in the kitchen, I rolled on my back with my paws in the air. Damn I looked cute and innocent ! Didn't work... she still banned me from the kitchen. Heart of stone, that one !
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