Daft Things You Do When Not Engaging Brain

[Canary42]

I just made myself a coffee in a cafetière.

After letting it brew I put a little milk in a mug and then filled it up from the kettle

Let's hear a few more just for laughs.

[Old_Geezer]

Ah, you like a mild coffee then.

[-Talbot-]

Shave my hair with trimmers that are about to go flat...and forget to take a charger with me.

Yours Tufty.

[Barmaid]

Alarm goes off and i run round the house like a maniac berating myself for not preparing the night before and now I'm going to be late. Then I realise it's 6.45 on Sunday.

[Tilly2]

I haven't done anything daft today apart from pull a muscle.

[marval]

Some time ago I used my toaster, I then went to put it back. Silly me opened the fridge and tried to stuff it in there.

[Jackdaw33]

Went shopping once. Next day I found my toilet rolls in the fridge and my milk on the bathroom shelf.

[marval]

Oh dear jack, my mother lost her rolling pin once. It was found eventually in the freezer.

[Canary42]

Sorry, can't give BA, these are all so entertaining - thanks folks.

Funny thing the human brain.

[237SJ]

I get really tired after work. I found my car keys in my make up bag this morning. One time I found a light bulb in my washbag. I was looking everywhere for that

[marval]

It is canary.

[Caran]

I put the tv remote in my handbag and took it up to bed last night. OH couldn't find it this morning. Not a happy bunny.

[Cloverjo]

My husband had me scrabbling on the floor, looking under furniture for his hearing aid, then realised it was in his ear.

[Barmaid]

A few weeks ago I was making instant coffee. Coffee in cup, sweetener in cup. Hot water in coffee caddy.

[Baldric]

Sorry Guys, I just can't join in on this one, it just doesn't happen.

[237SJ]

^ It will when you have gone across the Atlantic four times in as many days - trust me!

[naomi24]

Thinking I was switching a light on I once pressed the big red emergency button over someone's hospital bed and within seconds had the crash team, together with their emergency trolley, come hurtling into the room. Fortunately they had an excellent sense of humour. :o/

[Toorak]

Turning up at the airport the day before my flight and having to buy a new one - OH has done it too :-) (staying would have been more expensive than buying another flight)

But I have only missed one flight - and that was not my fault

[Baldric]

237, I promise that's not something on my 'To Do' List ;o)

[237SJ]

^ Good thinking!

[craft1948]

When I was in the pub one night I opened my handbag to get my purse out and found a jar of Branston pickle in there...