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sandyRoe | 13:44 Sat 24th Mar 2012 | ChatterBank
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Would you consider 'baldism' a hate crime? I admit I've never gave it much thought...

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To keep yourself safe I suggest you knot your handky in all four corners and wear it on your head at all times
Dont think about it sandy, just give it a coat of silicone to keep the rain out and forget all about it!
Or you could always buy yourself a syrup. There are some very natural looking ones out there....

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I like the comments - "What a saddo. Get a life you bald chrome dome."

Is it not better to be a slaphead than an owner of a comb-over?
Mrs O - Yep

I like Desmond Morris and one day he was talking about cat/dog psychology on the TV - it was windy and his comb-over kept turning into a fly-over. It was very distracting.
Mr O has a friend with a forward comb over. When it is windy we refer to it as his cat flap
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Mrs O, that's a really natural looking one. But I think it would be too expensive. Quality like that wouldn't come cheap.
Great pics Mrs O, what a lot of sad people
You could always make your own Sandy. Just pop to your local hardware store and look for a cheap doormat....
No,my other half is shaved bald. I must admit to calling him Baldylocks and the three hairs. Is that bald racism?
Joaf - probably grounds for divorce. :-)
joaf, I think it could be baldism, unless of course he's from a different ethnic background to yourself
to wolf63,I should dump him,because I'm maybe two/three inches smaller than him he calls me dwarf and midget. Height racist or what
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Well, if he was 4'5" , or thereabouts, he might have a point.
baldric,he's white!! and heightist!!
SandyRoe,I'm 5'6",he's about 5'8"/5'9". Isn't that heightist
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I've enough on my plate, being follically challenged, without getting into the pros and cons of heightism. :-)
Sorry joaf, he's not far off being eligible to be one of Snow White's friends himself. (A dwarf called Baldy would go quite well with the others lol)

Mrs O
(6ft in bare feet)
you could always do a Rooney!!!

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