Your Autobiography Title

[sunny-dave]

[ nicked from facetwitgram ]

If your autobiography was titled using the start of your last outgoing text message (or email/whatsapp/telegram/fax/etc) ...

Mine would seem to be "Where's my parcel you useless winkers" - presumably published by Misprint Books.

SDx

[Islay]

'No just everything'

[Mamyalynne]

'Better luck next time' by Optimistic Publishing.

[dunnitall]

What The Funicular did she do!

[Barmaid]

Lol. Mine is one word. Four letters and I would be banned if I posted it here.

Sent to my loving fiance ;)

[sunny-dave]

"Sent to my loving fiance" ... you hope :+)

[sunny-dave]

Very good, dunnitall - I can see that in the bestsellers already ...

[marval]

Have not heard from you.

[New Judge]

"We're upstairs, just past the gents"

(Sent when my nephew and I arrived first at the Great British Beer Festival a year ago last August, to inform our friends where we were).

Other than that there are a few London bus stop identification numbers sent to find out when the next bus was due. They would not be anywhere near so interesting.

[pastafreak]

" What About Snow? "...sent to my brother in ny.

[Barmaid]

*checks phone*.

Phew. At least it wasnt my mother!!! I dont want to have to call up my sister (AGAIN) and say, can you just delete that last text I sent to mum. lol

[andy-hughes]

Cool - Looking Forward To It.

[Barmaid]

I'm shocked. AH answered something in 5 words....... ;)

[murraymints]

have you any idea ??

[sunny-dave]

Islay - were you ordering a takeaway ?

[Patsy33]

If you're local.....

[craft1948]

The dog has what?

[Islay]

Nope I was asked if I was ok!

[sunny-dave]

Hello craft - long time no see - hope you're well?

[Lie-in King]

Last text (2+ years ago, so from memory...) - "I'm outside Waitrose!"

Last Skype IM - "I'll give you hmmmm!"

[craft1948]

Hello Sunny D, I'm quite well thank you...