Gaddafi's Wife, Ayisa, Has E-Mailed Me, Writing In Spanish, To Ask Help With Countless Millions Of Dollars...

[sandyRoe]

I appreciate her plight but won't reply as I see that money as tainted.

[sunny-dave]

You'd be a bit of a burqa to accept her cash Sandy ...

[sandyRoe]

'Widow', I should have said. ^

[chrissa1]

Did she call you, "Dearest?" They usually do.

[andy-hughes]

Shame she didn't e-mail me - I have my bank account details in front of me ready to e-mail to her ... some people have all the luck!

[jomifl]

Send her a link to a cheap suitcase on Ebay, that should do the trick.

[Peter Pedant]

I like it better as wife, Sandy

and when you got the email - didja go out into the garden and do a sand-dance ?

[Peter Pedant]

Tell her you'll pay her flight but not to fly Malaysia Airlines ?

[wolf63]

Sandy - you speak Spanish?

These begging letters always look looks a stupid five year old has written them. If you are going to con people you could at least put a little effort into it.

[Bazile]

She is not Gaddafi's wife

[DTCwordfan]

Hello dear Aisha,

Thanks for your kind e-mail.

I too am in a similar boat, or in your case, a sand dune.

My family’s rise and fall in the Isle of Man coincides with the death of my father and is news that I am sure you are familiar with. Though a lot of our wealth has been frozen by the current Manx government, we still have funds in places which no one knows about. It is part of this funds that we now want to retrieve and keep in the custody of a stranger, who has no previous ties with us. Therefore your e-mail is most timely and very apropos because you have no previous dealings with my family.

We have lost a lot of money already, we are now trying to rebuild with what is left. If you believe you can keep this transaction confidential, and you assure me you will not abscond with the money after you receive it, please provide me with the following information so we can prepare the necessary documents which gives you the power to receive the funds.
1. Your complete names you use officially
2. Contact address
3. Telephone, including cell phone. A mobil phone will be preferable for more secure communication
4. A copy of you I.D.
5. Your proposed account details in the USA, UK, Germany, Switzerland or the Cayman Islands. Two or more accounts would be useful so as to spread the investment.

In handling this business, it is important you did not discuss this with anyone. You cannot trust the next person you discuss this with. Of course, it will not be good for anyone to know that you are receiving money from my family, to avoid sabotage. After you receive the funds, you have to keep in a secure account and make investments keeping everything silently. The funds will be deposited in Europe, U.K to be precise, along with Japan and the Scilly Islands.

I believe you understand my point. I will explain more to you in my next message. For now, we expect to receive the above information so we can proceed in details.

Your assistance is appreciated
DTC

[weecalf]

Well how is she ?

[Bazile]

// Well how is she ? //

is that in response to my post ?

[jno]

I had an email from the UN this week - they've sacked several officials who had corruptly refused to pay me my money, and it is now ready for me to collect.

[zebo]

Is she not in Nigeria?

[DTCwordfan]

Niger I believe, zebo.

[Bazile]

he no longer exists , so she can't be his wife

[sandyRoe]

The Irish have an unhappy word for a woman who survives her husband, 'Relict'.

Wof63, not much but enough to smell ana rata.

[sandyRoe]

una rata ^

[jno]

Bazile, the OP did correct that almost exactly an hour before you spotted it

[Baldric]

How could you ^^ deny Baz his moment?