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Alba!
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i can see you its no good hiding lol xxx
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Why is it when you're all dolled up with the slap on no-one calls? Yet when you're in your glad rags.....doing some DIY...hair all over the place the door bell rings...you answer with a saw under one arm...a huge hammer in the other....the screwdriver tucked in your cleavage so you don't lose it yet again and a blob of pollyfilla on your nose and the dishy policeman backs away with his hand on his radio..........wondering how much back up he needs?........:-(
Why is it when you're all dolled up with the slap on no-one calls? Yet when you're in your glad rags.....doing some DIY...hair all over the place the door bell rings...you answer with a saw under one arm...a huge hammer in the other....the screwdriver tucked in your cleavage so you don't lose it yet again and a blob of pollyfilla on your nose and the dishy policeman backs away with his hand on his radio..........wondering how much back up he needs?........:-(