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Jemisa | 00:00 Fri 26th Jul 2013 | Jokes

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My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his
patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.
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Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale clitoris licking
frog' She goes in and the shopkeeper say's 'Bonjour madame'.>
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Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it
scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I'm never reading again.
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Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum
like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'.
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A couple in a cafe in Llangollen asks 'Can you settle an argument for us
and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?' The waitress leaned over and
said ........ 'Burrr gurrr king'.
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Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I
have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....'You better jack off,
I've got a headache'.
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Larry la Prise who wrote the Hokey Cokey has died aged 93. The worst part
was getting him into the coffin, First we put his right leg in then his left leg...
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