How tall do you have to be

[McMouse]

before your not a midget?

[ChuckFickens]

I think I qualify.

[oldexpat]

I am not sure but you would want them to be as small as possible if you wanted to compete in this sport:
http://thelongestlist...last.com/long249.html

[B00]

5 foot. At 5 foot 1, im postively bean pole like.

[mccfluff]

you don;t qualify chuck, i qualify i can manage width and height

[mrs_overall]

<<<<peers down from her 6ft height>>>>>>>

I think lots of ABers qualify

[ChuckFickens]

<<<<peers down at MrsO>>>>>>>

[mccfluff]

*peers over belly at chuck and mrs o*

[mrs_overall]

<<<<<,slips on her 4" heels and glares at Chuck>>>>>>

[ChuckFickens]

"slips on her 4" heels and glares at Chuck"

<<<<still peering down at MrsO>>>>>>>

[mrs_overall]

<<<<<<still wearing 4" heels, climbs up the stepladder and looks down at Chuck>>>>

[mccfluff]

you tow stop it or i'll sit on you then you'll be midgets, flat midgets

[B00]

<<shouts at Mrs O & Chuckyegg>>

there...that shut you both up....

See? I might not have the height, but ive got the gob! Now behave ;-)

[ChuckFickens]

<<<<<<<<cowers in the corner wth bleeding ears>>>>>>>>>>

[mrs_overall]

Blimey, I didn't realise I had cobwebs on my light fittings.
Lend us a hand Chuck.

[mrs.chappie]

Why has Chuck lost his head?

[ChuckFickens]

LOL, do you want a roller run over your ceiling while I'm at it :)

[mrs_overall]

Chuck, that would be grand.

Perhaps Boo could tackle my skirting boards at the same time? lol

[LoftyLottie]

Chuck would you fit under my ceilings!! My neighbour is 6'7" and has to duck.

[ChuckFickens]

your neighbour is an inch taller than me, lottie.