Maybe it's time for you to move onto somewhere new then?
Whilst I also love humour in 'ere, and see nothing wrong with banter in replies I know that ultimately it's a Q&A forum and it should be treated as such.
If all you are seeking is a jokey chat forum then perhaps it's time to Google and see what else is out there.
And no, before you say it- it's not me telling you to go elsewhere, im just saying life's too short to stick around on a site that's clearly not what you want it to be :-)