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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[vodkancoke]

I was caught doing 155mph in a 30mph zone. What will my punishment be?

[EcclesCake]

Excuse me Fred....does anyone know the time?

[FredPuli43]

What breed is the dog?

[rowanwitch]

heard it before but still lol

[AB Editor]

[cathfromsaron]

cuppa tea?

[DTCwordfan]

I love AB. You are so sane.

[sunny-dave]

I have taken a copy of all the replies - I have very powerful lawyers who know where you live ... and the advertisers will be pulling all their owls out simultaneously

[rowanwitch]

I recently purchased a house in a village close to a farm but the animals are frightfully smelly surely that shouldn't be allowed. Would I be able to sue them for the effect on the value of my property

[EcclesCake]

There's a squirrel in my bush eating my nuts, what should I do?

[shoota]

4 down Wet oneself during a bout of hilarity (abb)[4] ?m?l

[sunny-dave]

... you will need to wait to get a reply from our experst - but in the meantime I will spout useless ill-informed drivel if that's OK ?

[rowanwitch]

a simple silk slip is all that is needed

[DTCwordfan]

Jolly news tonight.

The Frumponetters are playing the Storm on the Brighton Pier

It will be so exciting Yay, It will be on Greek TV

I'm opening my new gin bottle and olives.

The BF will be over here to massage me.

Go Storm! Go.

[maggiebee]

Dropped a stitch Rowan? Knit one purl one all the way to Morrisons.

[sunny-dave]

FAO BonChicky

Chas - can you help me with the bus timetable - I need to get from Auctermuchty to Watford using my OAP bus pass and with my Lllama on a lead

TIA

[FredPuli43]

Why was my post on 20 million projected Muslims in inner city schools where none of them speak English but are taking over this country by getting control of the Daily Mail, deleted? It was a valid point.

[netibiza]

When mine turned purple I had to see the doc!

[DTCwordfan]

Anybody seen gness? Her cami has just blown past the window.

[rowanwitch]

http://cutestuff.co/

just in case you want an aaaaah moment