Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[mccfluff]

you need a bigger spoon

[anneasquith]

im michael doughlas !

[sunny-dave]

Nettle Fritters :

take nettles

fritter them until done

Serve with relish

[rowanwitch]

Come in spartacus and eat your scampi and baked beans

[DTCwordfan]

Do bees sting?

[rowanwitch]

I think I will start a new religion THe sacred faith of the imaginary owl....

[anneasquith]

how many are there ?

[factor-fiction]

My mate an me wz standing outside a pub with a glass in my hand and these guys looked at us funny so I said whatsup wiv yer and they walked over to me aggressive and I held up my hands in selddifens and they must have walked into our glass's because the wz suddenly blud poorin from all there faces they ran off so we chased after them just to check they wz allright then the police came and arrested me not them can you believe it ive never been introuble for months what sentence do you think i mite get

[Eve]

Gotta be 42!

I'm sure there should be an apostrophe in there somewhere. Someone call the grammar police!

[rowanwitch]

"Cò an caora sin còmhla riut a chunnaic mi an-raoir?"

[wolf63]

I start work at one -am I going to be late, do you think that I could be pregnant?

[sir.prize]

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

[factor-fiction]

I don't know but does anyone know what was the advert where they sang "they're tasty, tasty, very very tasty'

[Kiki-frog]

I wouldn't if I were you

[ttfn]

I have told you before, IT WASN'T ME

OK?

[factor-fiction]

4 across any ideas please. I won't bother saying thankyou

[missnemesis]

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!!!!

What's everyone else having for tea?

[Robinia]

I've had this pain for three minutes, should I go to A&E?

[DTCwordfan]

You can't speak in foreign tongues - not on here. It is so anti-social.

[rowanwitch]

How do I get one of those picture thingies beside my name