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marval | 12:04 Fri 07th Jan 2011 | Jokes
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A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's

strange eating habits.



"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax.



What will happen to her, doctor?," the mother inquired.



"Eventually," said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
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You're on form Marval. Superb.
12:11 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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Thank you
12:11 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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Q:Why do people become bakers?
A:Because they knead the dough!
12:12 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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HaHa an oldie but goodie

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't been invented
12:16 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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Do you know the difference between God and an editor?

God doesn't think he's an editor.

Good morning Spare!
12:19 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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Laughed myself sore with this one! Keep them coming, Marval!


Why did the man eat a horse for dinner?
Because it was his mane meal!


What lives in a chicken coop, lays eggs and makes people laugh?
A comedihen!
14:02 Fri 07th Jan 2011

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