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funnygirl | 11:05 Mon 08th Sep 2008 | Jokes
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Winston the Jamaican is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached
the �1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, 'Right Winston, this is for �1million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
'Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a et?
'Is it:
A: Badger
B: Ferret
C: Mole
D: Cuckoo?'

Winston ponders for a while and says, 'Backside Chris, mi not sure, gi mi di 50-50, raas.'
'Right, Winston, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers.

Winston has a long think, then scratches his head and says, 'Blouse n Skirt, Chris, mi still nuh know, mek mi phone mi small island bredren.'

'So who are you going to call?' says Chris.

'Hmmm, I think I'll call Selwyn in Grenada'.

So Tarrant phones Selwyn in Grenada .
'Selwyn, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Winston here, and with your help
he could win �1 million. The next voice you hear will be Winston.'

'Wha gwan Selwyn'. 'Where mi money deh...? any way ansa dis an we quits.
What type of hanimal mek im yard in a set?'
'Is it a badger or a cuckoo?'

'It's a badger, man.' says Selwyn without hesitation.
'You sure, bwoy ?'

'Definite, baas. One undred puurcent. A badger. Definitely.'

'Right, Chris,'

'I'll go with heediat bwoy Selwyn, Tthe answer is a badger',

'Final answer, Winston?'

'Yeh mon, Chris.'

'That's the correct answer. You've won �1 million!' Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning Winston calls up Selwyn (reverse charge).

'Bredren that was blood -fire laas night bwoy uh *** good! How di raas you know badger yard is a sett?'

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Huh?
Come on Put me out of my misery an answer pleeeeeze
I think she ran out of space so missed the punchline. I think it's "Everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock".
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Sorry everybody!!!

I have only just realised the punchline is left off!!!

Parsfan got it right!!!

Apologies and I hope it didn't spoil it for you!!!!
I don't understand why they are Jamaican though?
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Well Squarebear, they can be from any country you want!!!
It's the way she tells them!
First time i heard it the phone a friend was David Beckham. Can't think why.
A belated LMAO
Well, I have to be honest. The joke was fair to middling, but the work that went into writing it, accent etc, top marks - as I read it I could see the words being said. Brilliantly told!
I don't get it. Sorry.
I still don't get it. Somebody please explain. Thank you.
If you have to explain it, you'll never get it. Let's just for selwyn, read abdulmajid, except that selwyn knows about cuckoo clocks.
i don't get it.

can somebody please explain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he did not know the answer, but he knew that cuckoos live in a clock, so badgers must live in a set.
Bl00dy 'ell marvelmilk . . ... . is that so?
Hello a guest

Hows you mate ?
Hi Leggs . . .doing fine - and you?
quiet tonight

resting cos im goin out friday night

in the kilt


apparently



lol
You mean transparently?

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