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saw a guy in town yesterday he was wearing a yellow t-shirt. said on it legends follow no rules kickasss innit ?
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Cmere you. Im gonna smack your botty btw. Youve been a cheeky wee pinky tonite OOOOH LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D T H ??
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Do you think that any chatterbankers from the daytime have been sacked? Ive seen on the news thta a lt of workers in london have been sacked because of the credit crunch and the banking troubles too....
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Seeya and i do mean it latersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JHfh3pOTT4Q Touch of classs summer sounds innit ????
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If you were a woman who looked like a tranny guy. Would you be embaresssed bout it or not ? D T H ???? Ooh la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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How do you like your doughnut? With sugar on it ? Or without sugar ? A ring ? Or a finger ?
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Theres a strange smell on here today . Is it fish? Is ther something fishy going on or is someone needing a good scrubup ? Anyway catchya later fishy wishes.
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What do you like on yours? Are you old school with beans and maybe cheese on yours ? Or are you of the brave new world that sees the delicacy that is A MARS BAR TOASTIE? Thinly sliced mars bar between...
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Love them ? Hate them ? Dont care either way ?
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call me later im goin on the lash you berk Oooh la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa D T H ???
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If a barmaid gives you a free drink with everyone you buy Would you say youre in there ?
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Yes im goin on the lash again. I will return in the wee smalll hours . Unless tracy the barmaid with the smallish boobs but enormous nipples , invites me back to hers for cocktails . Welll either that...
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Why do woman farts have to be so smelly ? They kinda linger like a mist and really have a foul stench. Isnt it time women cleaned up their act ? Oooh la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa D T H...
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Where are you all ? Whos got custard on their snout from some lunchtime troughing ???? Oooh la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa D T H ???

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