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Rondy | 12:23 Mon 06th Mar 2023 | Jokes
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A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped."

"Ok, constable, have you arrested her?"

"Not yet sir......the floor's still wet."
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