Eggs

[Rondy]

Have you seen the price of eggs lately?

A few ways high egg prices are changing the world:

Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.

Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.

"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.

People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.

You can have a T bone steak. Or, for £2 more, an egg salad sandwich.