But I Don't Keep Chickens

[Canary42]

I keep getting spam e-mails telling me how I can grow a male chicken.

Trouble is, why would I want to, I don't have any chickens.

My neighbour's got some, but the male is bigger than the size promised by these spammers anyway.

[barry1010]

Just because your neighbour had a big one there really is no need for him to crow about it, or even cock-a-doodle-doo

[Barsel]

Lol Barry. :-)

[LadyCG]

Grow a Turkey instead. They're very well behaved at this time of year.

[barry1010]

That's true, ladycg, turkeys tend to keep their heads under their wings in December.

[rowanwitch]

Think you have problems, I get the same spam because my name is seen as male, I also get lovely Russian ladies, . I wonder if they know anything about poultry keeping.