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Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 9 - Capricorn (Dec 21 - Jan 20)

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mrs_overall | 09:12 Sat 23rd Mar 2013 | ChatterBank
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Famous Capricorns include Muhammed Ali, Idi Amin, George Foreman, Joe Frasier, Marlene Dietrich and Stephen Hawking. All of these enjoyed a good punch up apart from Stephen Hawking, who made do with the odd bout of wheelchair rage.

Capricorns are hardworking, reliable and can be exceedingly dull. They make very good accountants. They have very good memories and never forget an insult. Some bear grudges going back to their time in the womb. If they have enemies, they show no mercy. They tend to be solitary. Many spend hours talking on their mobile phones which are switched off, just so they can pretend they have friends. They hate waste and can often be seen following postmen, picking up the discarded rubber bands. Many Capricorns have a natural affinity with animals, and some have a VERY unnatural affinity with them.

Healthwise, Capricorns are prone to suffering from verrucas and catching diseases from goats.

Their likes include large dogs, goats, horseshoes, maize, rugby, wrestling, sparkly thongs, visiting A&E and ripping the tops off boxes

Their dislikes include lavender, Dale Winton, canals, anyone from Rutland, plastic cutlery and earwigs.

In love, Capricorns make steadfast partners. They drive their spouses insane by reusing teabags, having their pj's buttoned up to the neck and refusing to do anything other than the missionary position with the lights out.

There is no cusp as people either side of the sign of Capricorn would be horrified and would protest too much.
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That is so scary, mrs_o, describes Tonyav to a T
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Morning psybbo. Is tony a capricorn? I never knew that!
chortles

:-D
Mrs O - ROFL - you've seen me out in the street picking up the discarded rubber bands :-) :-)
... and the teabags....


Yup that's me!!
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I did warn you that I would astound you with my accuracy

The horoscope predictions should be starting next week
Nope nothing like me, I don't wear pj's.
Minty can vouch for that.

(legs it)
LOL boxy, she's even seen my PJ's
I do like elastic bands though.
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^^^^and goats
Doh.
i'm not far from rutland so i hope that it means capricorns will be crossing me off their christmas card list
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aelmpvw - are you telling me that you are actually on anyone's Xmas card list???
i had not realised you met my brother
Us Virgos don't believe in all that horoscope rubbish.
Fantastic Mrs O!!!

Love it! I have caught a disease from sheep, so near enough. The rest of it is pretty much spot on.
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aelmpvw - are you telling me that you are actually on anyone's Xmas card list???

well, apart from the capricorn ex-girlfriends with the goatee beards, no
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2sp - thank you for sharing that confession with us.

However, I truly, honestly do NOT want to know any further details about you and the said sheep

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