if i went on holiday i would hate to????

[slinky.kate]

go on a nudist beach
ride a camel

[mazie]

Get sand in my Sandwich

[excelsior-1]

---- meet a work colleague
---- forget my swim wear

[sandyRoe]

Miss the chance of eating a camel toe sandwich while on a nudist beach

[factor-fiction]

Riding a camel in the nude does sound uncomfortable

[slinky.kate]

oh sandy'god love ya'

[pusskin]

Come across a very big shark!!!

[boxtops]

why not ride a camel. Kate?

Mine would be - go on a rollercoaster

[slinky.kate]

have you tried it factor 30

[2sp_]

do nothing other than eat British food in British bars that show old episodes of Only Fools and Horses.

[chi-chi66]

I second 2sp

[mrs_overall]

I third 2sp

[queenofmean]

do what my mum did and leave the key for the padlock for the suitcase at home

[rowanwitch]

Find a dead rat in the bidet

[tonyav]

Naughty girl, queenofmean grassing on your mom.

[237SJ]

Go on a cruise
Go on a package

[sherrardk]

Go camping.

[excelsior-1]

---- come back home

[gness]

Be anywhere crowded.
Sit on a beach.
Sit by a pool.
Cruise.
Coach trip.
Eat regular meals.
Run out of wine.
Meet my sister.
Blimey...I`m a miserable bunny.

[slinky.kate]

gness are you staying at home this year?