Bear hunting tips?

[ahsan100001]

I want to go on a hunting vacation. I like to hunt bear. Have you any tips to share?

[dzug2]

There are very few countries where it's legal to hunt bears

[Barmaid]

troll alert

[mccfluff]

you'd best not go after paddington, aunt lucy would not take that very well at all

[Clanad]

Perhaps... just perhaps the questioner isn't as fluidly loquacious as most on here and really is asking where he can go hunting without any clothes on... you know, bare rather than bear... sort of sneaking around in the buff... (One would want to carefully watch the lowhanging branches as they snap back, I would expect)

[garner]

Lol clanad.....let's hope you are right!

[RATTER15]

Come on guys, OP has no other answers and just this one question. WIND UP!!!!!

[mccfluff]

lol ratter, these are hardly sensible answers....

[ChuckFickens]

Mine was deadly sensible.

[jules77]

Probably the same person who has posted about wanting to go on a safari.

[Postdog]

Take a mate who runs slower than you

[lankeela]

Welcome back, you haven't been on here for a while. Missed your entertaining posts!

[joggerjayne]

If you could just wait four months, you could shoot a grouse instead.

At least they are tasty.

I doubt if bears are tasty.

[sara3]

I see a bear with an ahsan skin in front of his roaring fire..

[hazel999]

lol @ postdog's comment :o)

[AlBags]

Scotland or Essex?

[venator]

What you need is one of the very rare vegetarian bears...

[ladybirder]

Very funny postdog:-)

[marval]

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.

Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"

[askyourgran]

I've always fancied a bear skin rug, not too brown or black, just a medium tan colour to go with the furniture at the Lodge. Only please don't shoot it too many times. It's the holes you know, wouldn't look right as a rug.