AB platinum membership

[dothawkes31]

I know this is quite an exclusive group, dating back to the 'free decanter' era of the old CB, however, there is of course a vancancy now, and i was wondering who might be a deserved candidate for elevation into the higher echelons of CB. I know my nomination. : ))))

[Nannyjill]

Are you allowed to vote for yourself?

[NoMercy]

And who would you nominate, Dot?

[snags]

What a load of elitist twaddle... I'd rather mix it up with the lower classes and plebs... I know my place :-)

[dothawkes31]

tut snags, best pack up your decanter and return it lol

[craft1948]

snags.......are you Ronnie Corbett?

[snags]

Hello craft... good sketch that...

[NICHT_BEKANNT]

Wer denken Sie, nicht wahr dass dot?

[craft1948]

anyone know the german for tw@t?

[snags]

Yes... ''NICHT_BEKANNT'' :-p

[dothawkes31]

No not drunk tonight i am at work in the morning lol

[craft1948]

sounds more like no big c***

[dothawkes31]

what's German for 'not a cat in hells chance'?

[craft1948]

''NICHT_BEKANNT''?

[craft1948]

newbie.............in your dreams mother........

[Mr Veritas]

dot dear,
Do put on you glasses (or you need new ones?)
What you actually have is a "Lamp Unit" Membership(anagram?)
This is for elderly members of AB so they can have enough light to post without making typos!
Nice try but I am afraid AMEX is not giving you a Platinum Card either.LOL
Of course you could apply for an AMEX "Black" card,but they don't officially exist!