How Suspensions will work this weekend

[AB Editor]

Afternoon all,

I've noticed the nastiness has crept back into ChatterBank.

I'd prefer it if we kept it to medium strength banter and level 4 "cut & thrust" please. Exceeding these limitations (or breaking the rules) will have you suspended.

While usually a suspension lasts a few days, typically a weekend, we're applying a new rule for this weekend, which, if it works, may remain for the long term.

Suspensions which take place this weekend will be reviewed on Monday by the editorial team. Suspensions, at this point, may be lifted. Those which are not (i.e. the suspensions are completely vaild, as most of them will be) with continue until the following monday.

At that point the suspension will be lifted - unless the user has returned with a new/other username or caused trouble in other ways (for example, sending a snarky email to us). If a suspended user causes trouble suspension will roll on for another week - or a ban will be put in place and the user will be bannished to the Swamp Of Unpleasent Odours.

Okay, you have been warned! Enjoy your weekend!

[DTCwordfan]

lol moonraker. I am sure she does, I am sure.

[moonraker558]

Many a tune played on a old fiddle, and she does like to fiddle.

[moonraker558]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1007594.html

[lcg]

hi boo! twas my toe nail that fell off...well, part of the way anyway (resulting in my infamous toenail thread). the rest - i pulled off! i can't even begin to describe what it looks like now after a couple of days x

[Mamyalynne]

like B00's avatar?

[lcg]

here is the link...x

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1003650.html

[B00]

stop it stop it STOP IT!!!

I'm gonna have my tea in a bit, and that thread ^ is just too revolting for words. I think there should be an instant ban if there's mention of any part of you that's about to or has indeed dropped off, s'not natural- it really isn't!

[ChuckFickens]

I ripped a finger nail off as a kid by getting it caught in the coat of a person on a bike.

that hurt, a lot!

[jackthehat]

I tried to get 'em to talk about turds, again, B00...........really ! I did ! :o(

[lcg]

just to let you know, boo...my other big toenail is hanging off now - defo a nail infection! have got anti-fugal tabs now, so all will be sorted. will have fun pulling the other one off when it's ready...and i promise that's the last of it you will hear about x

[B00]

hang on...two toe nails dropping off? Jesus wept, what is wrong with you? Surely one nail dropping off is worrying, but two????

Jack ,tell 'em, they're mean :-(

[lcg]

gross! s'not quite as bad as that, helen x

[DTCwordfan]

Gawd icg, sounds like you need Sqad to come around with his sharp kitchen knife and practice some surgery.....as they say, gwwosss!

[ummmm]

Who was that?