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DTCwordfan

Freemasonry

One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away - rumour being St Austell aka Awful) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting....
16:42 Wed 17th Oct 20185 answers, last by percy1946 22:55 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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Shaglene

The Big Drum.................

The Salvation Army band was marching down the road. When they came to the 'T' junction at the bottom of the hill the band turned to the left. The man with the big drum went to other way, turning...
16:41 Thu 01st Mar 20186 answers, last by maggiebee 16:40 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Chipchopper

Callers!

A man came round and knocked on my door and asked for a small donation in aid of the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water....
18:23 Tue 06th Feb 20188 answers, last by marval 23:56 Sun 11th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Monopoly!

I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I thought, I'll give it a go....
11:24 Sat 16th Dec 20178 answers, last by Georgiesmum 01:46 Sun 17th Dec 2017
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pugthedog

Quizzes And Answers

tab take a crossword mag issue 10 page 25 no shaded squares to find answer...
12:11 Wed 21st Oct 20158 answers, last by EfcMac 20:35 Mon 27th Sep 2021
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Shaglene

Old School Friends...........

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving School. They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She...
13:10 Mon 08th May 20176 answers, last by percy1946 19:21 Mon 08th May 2017
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Smowball

Never Buy Ukrainian Underpants.....

Chernobyl fall off......... ; )...
15:47 Thu 04th May 201716 answers, last by zebo 14:23 Fri 05th May 2017
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Bazile

Door

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. That was a nice jester , I thought ....
16:02 Wed 03rd May 20171 answer, last by percy1946 18:46 Wed 03rd May 2017
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percy1946

Door To Door Collections

We keep getting callers at our house collecting for various organisations. Why only last week the local old folks home came so we gave them Grandma and Grandad. Yesterday a couple asked if we could...
09:09 Tue 02nd May 20173 answers, last by percy1946 22:23 Tue 02nd May 2017
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marval

Awful Breakfast

One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so...
18:32 Sun 23rd Apr 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:04 Mon 24th Apr 2017
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marval

Who Want's To Be Frank?

There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two students were just hanging around the apartment. Brenda, who was dressed in only a bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their...
17:05 Sat 22nd Apr 20172 answers, last by percy1946 19:55 Sat 22nd Apr 2017
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Shaglene

Points Of View.....

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:...
11:16 Fri 21st Apr 20171 answer, last by percy1946 12:09 Fri 21st Apr 2017
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Shaglene

Irish Hunting Party...........

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the...
18:57 Thu 20th Apr 20172 answers, last by percy1946 23:16 Thu 20th Apr 2017
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Smowball

The Actor!

I saw the actor Michael J Fox at the garden centre today. It was obvious it was him - he had his Back to the Fuschias......: )
21:16 Thu 20th Apr 20175 answers, last by percy1946 23:14 Thu 20th Apr 2017
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bhg481

Poor Paddy

The pub had not been open long when paddy struggled in. The tears flowed freely from his eyes and dribbled down his chin. The publican was most concerned at Pats distressing state. Come in and sit and...
08:23 Thu 06th Apr 20174 answers, last by marval 16:34 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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marval

Young Bill

Young Bill was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Bill spied his...
17:30 Tue 04th Apr 20174 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:49 Wed 05th Apr 2017
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Patsy33

Blinking...

A guy goes to the doctor: “Please help me doc. I have this horrible blinking in my right eye that I just can’t control.” Doctor: “Ah come on, it’s not so bad as you think.” Guy: “Oh, you...
22:55 Sun 02nd Apr 20177 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:19 Mon 03rd Apr 2017
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Hymie

Check In With Ryanair

A husband and wife presented themselves at the Ryanair check-in desk. ‘Do you have reservations?’ asks the check-in clerk. The husband replies ‘Of course we do, but we’re flying with you...
15:06 Sun 02nd Apr 20173 answers, last by elliemay1 21:56 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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Patsy33

Helpline

Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website?...
17:48 Sun 02nd Apr 20176 answers, last by Arksided 22:20 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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exarmy448

Pc

A fellow woke up in hospital after a very bad car accident and was told by the doctors that he had been so badly injured that they had to replace some of his body parts with those obtained elsewhere...
17:55 Fri 31st Mar 20174 answers, last by marval 15:48 Sat 01st Apr 2017

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