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Mrs Hymie would like a new bathroom & kitchen. I have obtained a number of quotes – the price for a bathroom suite and required kitchen units etc seem very reasonable (we plan to keep the current...
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Many believe that the world will end on the above date, because the ancient Mayan calendar runs out on this date. Surely it is going to end on the 31 December 2012, because my £ shop calendar...
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I know that there are already a couple of posts on this topic – but what I want to know is how come camera crews from a number of media organisations were outside his Chelsea address to record...
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Q: What is green and smells like yellow paint?
A: Green paint....
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Q: What do Arsenal and a three-pin plug have in common?
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A: They are both useless in Europe....
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A blonde woman decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the local park. A few days later, a man walking his dog spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks her what she is doing and...
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More than 2 years since I posted this:- http://www.theanswerb...g/Question857540.html DVLA seem to be taking some action – today I received a Red V5 document for my vehicle (with instructions to...
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I spilt spot remover on my dog…….....now he’s gone.
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm - his wife is lying in bed reading a book. The man says "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." His wife looks...
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A woman walks into the living room where her husband is busy killing flies with a swatter, "any luck?" she asks. "A bit" he replies, "I've killed three males and two...
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Sleeping beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world" Tom Thumb said "I must be the...
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Q: What do Kermit the frog, Rupert Bear and Henry VIII have in common?
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A: They all share the same middle name....
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My last holiday was terrible, I flew with BA.
He just kept shouting "You crazy Fool, I aint getting on no plane!"...
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Q: What do you call a Chinese girl with a food mixer on her head?
A: Blenda....
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I went out last night and drank eleven pints of yoghurt, when I woke up this morning I was mullered.
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Not being a cinema goer or much of a TV watcher – I have taken to watching DVD films purchased from my local trade in store. I would estimate that they have on display around 5,000 titles...
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I see that his former wife is to use the defence of ‘marital coercion’ as her defence in this case. Basically claiming that she did indeed pervert the course of justice (by taking her then...
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This sad story should serve as a wake-up call to all of you that still do not have smoke alarms fitted within your dwelling – they will even protect (your life) against arson. Available from...
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I watched the DVD today; the cover reviews included:- ‘Hilarious’ – Total Film 'Terrific. A very funny movie’ – Daily Mail ‘A masterpiece, Nicholson gives one of...
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40,000 – Predicted job loses as a result of Lloyds TSB takeover of Halifax Bank of Scotland, which the bank dismissed in 2008 as ‘ridiculous’. 43,000 – Job losses which have...
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