Door To Door Collections

[percy1946]

We keep getting callers at our house collecting for various organisations. Why only last week the local old folks home came so we gave them Grandma and Grandad. Yesterday a couple asked if we could donate for the local swimming pool but didn't seem too keen on two buckets of water !!!

[weecalf]

Old joke caller said they were collecting for local kids home to be told didn't know they were away

[Jackdaw33]

Yep, old;
Hello, I'm collecting for Dr. Barnado's
Well, you can take these two little *** for a start.

[percy1946]

Sorry Weecalf and Jackdaw33 but perhaps you could share some of your "old jokes" with us all as not many people seem to put jokes on for everyone to enjoy - young or old !!!