Smoked back bacon
Black pudding
Thin pork sausage (from the local butcher)
Fried crispy potatoes
Baked Beans (only Branston will do)
Fried egg (from next door's hens)
Slice of toast
Good bacon (streaky and back), pork and leek sausage, scrambled egg, fried tatties, possibly a few beanz and (if at all possible) Staffordshire Oatcakes fried in the bacon fat ...