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Blind date.......

I got set up on a blind date last night.

On meeting, she was a bit chubbier than I was expecting, but we went to a bar and soon got chatting.

"Listen, this might sound a bit forward, but can we skip dinner?" I asked.

"Oh right, I'm a big girl so I'm going to be easy am I? she snapped.


"Not at all" I replied, "I just don't think I could afford it."
20:50 Fri 20th Jul 2012
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oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......could we have a funny joke now please??
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