To laugh or not to laugh

[marval]

A blonde takes her car to a mechanic!

The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!'

She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?'


Cops came and knocked on my door and said my dog's been chasing people on a bike! I said "Bog off he doesn't have a bike!"

This bloke was having sex with an enormous woman.

He asks "Can I turn the light off?"

She says "You a bit shy, love?"

He says "No, my *rse is burning."


"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

"If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They’re trained for that."


I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

[baza]

cheered me up.

[magicmick]

Me to.

[Brinjal]

Ted hee.

[starone]

Tee-hee - good ones marval, especially the second one.

[Kiki-frog]

Definitely laugh

[McMouse]

Lol

[maggiebee]

Love your jokes marval, keep them coming.

[RATTER15]

Brilliant!!

[tonyav]

LOL, excellent.

[marval]

Thanks folks