magicmick
Did you hear about the crossword fan who died,? they buried him six down and three across
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magicmick
Did you hear about the limbo dancer who had his pocket picked, how could anyone stoop so low?
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My mate Dave died at his job in the bookies, all the filing cabinets fell on top of him in the store room the coroner said the odds were stacked against him
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Brenda took her six year old son to see the doctor, With some hesitation she said that allthough her little angel appeared to be in good health she was concerned over his very small p???s. After...
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A gorgeous blond went to see Dr Smith about her flat chest, he said "what you need to do every morning in the shower is rub you breast's and say scoobie doobie doobies I want bigger boobies" so this...
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I came home from golfing today....... The wife had left a note on the fridge door, "It's not working, I can't take it any more I have gone to stay at mothers!!" I opened the fridge, the light came on,...
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Wife said to hubby 'will you go to the corner shop for a pint of milk' as he was going through the door she said 'oh by the way if they have eggs get six' hubby arrives back with six pints of milk,...
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Had a bet today on England game v San Marino It is six questions to answer yes or no 1 goal before 19 mins 59 secs I put yes 2 will there be a headed goal I put no 3 will there be more than 5 yellow...
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Every time I go to see my mate he says he cried again after sex, mind you he is in jail
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magicmick
Picked up this gorgeous woman at a bar in Thailand, well she was dressed like a woman, she spoke like a woman, she danced like a woman, and oh what a great kisser she was. She asked if I wanted to go...
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Beer doesn't make you fat it makes you lean, against bars, walls, other drinkers To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group My dad used to collect beer...
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magicmick
I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday
she said something with diamonds, and something that goes from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a pack of cards and a set of bathroom scales...
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magicmick
Answers give a film or song containing a colour or shades of.
1. (Song) B???????? H??? 9/4
2. (Film) T?? E??????? O? E???? R??? 3/8/2/5/4
Any help would be appreciated please...
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A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment, i am in apartment 301. There is a panel on the front...
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He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, and backwards again, back and forth..... in and out.... back and forth.....in and out she could...
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magicmick
Did you know the motor bike is mentioned in the Bible? It says the echo of Moses Triumph roared through the hills
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magicmick
Just read this Italian proverb
After the game is over
the King and the Pawn finish up in the same box
I have my own thoughts on this but not to sure, anyone have any ideas please?...
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magicmick
A car mechanic was taking a cylinder head of a Honda when a well known cardiologist entered the garage, so the mechanic called him over and said ' so doc, look at this engine I open it's heart take...
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..........but It just gave me a deep depression
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