I Don't want to...

[Jemisa]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'


The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied,
'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'

The nun said,
'I understand completely.'

The soldier added,
'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied,
'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair
of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'

[baza]

like it.

[starone]

Tee-hee very funny.

[maggiebee]

Nice one♥

[marval]

lol