I was walking along the beach the other day whne I saw what appeared to be an altercation between a policeman and some fella holding a large piece of wood.
The copper tried to reason with him and as I got closer, the man started to beat the officer with the plank of wood.
It's amazing the reaction you get in work when you build that joke up on the unsuspecting and the new starters but as I say, one has to be a certain age to understand it.