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There was a boy on the bus, and he yelled out annoying phrases like "If my mum was a girl bear, and my dad was a boy bear I would be a little bear, if my mum was a girl horse, and my dad were a boy...
After his long court case with the Inland Revenue, Ken Dodd is reported to have said, "I didn't think it applied to me - I live by the seaside." ___ Google has to be a woman. It starts suggesting...
I went into Aldi today and bought an Aldi Humpty Dumpty toy.
You can also get Aldi King's Horses and Aldi King's Men....
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell...
Military leaders succeed in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. They are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into...
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the gents toilet, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his...
My wife knows nothing about football. Asked her if she rated George Best and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle! ___ I was livid when my 12 year-old son told me his teacher says l'm a bad parent....
A young couple wanted to join the Catholic Church and went to see a Priest about what they needed to do. He told them there were some classes they needed to take for a few weeks then would have a time...
Paediatricians often lose their temper as they have little patients. ___ Seems that it has been proven that if you exercise for an hour a day you would live seven years longer. The only problem is...
In an interview the boss asked me “Do you have any experience?” I told him “Yes, this is my 20th interview.” ___ The Admiral was visiting one of his ships: When having tea he noticed that every...
A woman is worried about an old widow who lives in the house next door. She hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, so she tells her son: “I want you to go next door and see how old Mrs...
Boarding the aircraft for the first time, Judy settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and find another...
..dogs shouldn't perform in piano bars.
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An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She searched, and nothing seemed to catch her interest except this one ugly...
Did you know............. It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach A human hair can hold 3 kg The length of a penis as three times the length of the thumb The femur is as hard...
I’ve always thought my neighbours were quite nice people... But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi! ___ A man is buying a suit from a local tailor. "I need to warn you," he says, as the tailor is...
Two guys had just got divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to the outer Hebrides as far north as they could...
Just been to Tesco with the wife. Completely out of the blue she said 'what a lazy *** you are'! I almost fell out of the trolley...... ___ For some reeson, i've never yet won a gaim of skrabel......
We named our baby, Butter.
We got a call from the hospital saying that we took the wrong baby!
We can’t believe it’s not Butter!...
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