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docspock

Why do I get confused with how many m's, ummm has ?

I think it is 4 but they are difficult to count through rum soaked eyes.
23:32 Fri 12th Mar 201013 answers, last by ummmm 11:09 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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simmoshouse

Working unpaid for a church

My daughter, who is due to finish university this year, will be staying in Leeds where she has studied for the past 3 years to work unpaid for her church - she believes its her calling and who am i to...
16:13 Thu 11th Mar 201037 answers, last by naomi24 12:41 Sun 14th Mar 2010
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wizard66

pedophile teachter

Ive got memories of a certain teacher in my junior school years getting some kind of pleasure feeling my @rse b4 slippering me. It happened on an almost daily basis. He would rub his hand around my...
22:24 Tue 09th Mar 201027 answers, last by wizard66 00:03 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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poodicat

New Illnesses

We have Cognitive Tempo Disorder-dreaminess and slugginess Intemitting explosive disorder-becoming suddenly angry or throwing a tantrum Negativistic personality disorder-constantely whingeing...
19:47 Tue 09th Mar 20106 answers, last by boxtops 22:02 Tue 09th Mar 2010
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Theland1

Alcoholics Anonymous - The Higher Power.

The 12 step programme of AA consists of a recognition of a higher power, God, a universal spirit, or even the group strength of AA itself. The God as YOU understand Him, or, the God of my...
02:22 Sun 07th Mar 201021 answers, last by Mr_Mani 22:33 Tue 09th Mar 2010
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McMouse

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day

Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
10:45 Thu 04th Mar 201017 answers, last by bunch_of_fluffies 04:02 Sat 06th Mar 2010
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Theland1

The Return Of The Tumbleweed Remover.

You seem to have been wandering in the desert for forty years, and only tumbleweed to break the monotony. The trouble is that you all seem to broadly agree with each other, being a crowd of heathens...
01:05 Thu 04th Mar 201077 answers, last by naomi24 10:32 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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No_Knowledge_

Any funny cover versions ?

Rihanna - Hit Me Baby One More Time
21:43 Wed 03rd Mar 2010210 answers, last by slinky.kate 20:06 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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naomi24

Blimey! The tumbleweed is blowing around in abundance here.

I'll tell you a joke. At the races a punter watched a priest bless an outsider in the first race, and the horse romped home at 25-1. Before the start of the second race the punter again watched as the...
10:21 Wed 03rd Mar 201018 answers, last by naomi24 16:58 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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wizard66

wear sunscreen

remember the song? video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI lyrics http://www.lyricscrawler.com/song/3953.html what lyrics would you add to this song to get your message across to your kids?...
23:58 Sun 28th Feb 20108 answers, last by wizard66 00:43 Mon 01st Mar 2010
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RJUKL

Will Abswerbankers put just one or two words

to say which country they are posting from.
22:11 Sun 28th Feb 201029 answers, last by Sandy-Wroe 00:52 Mon 01st Mar 2010
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wizard66

Have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

And if you have, would you ever admit it? Personally, I've seen a few (especially when I was younger and suffered from various 'problems') and they all came across as mad as a box of frogs....
21:05 Wed 24th Feb 201016 answers, last by mibn2cweus 23:47 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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WILLWONKER

meal out

II went out for a meal tonight. did beans on toast and took it out on the back yard.
21:47 Wed 24th Feb 201033 answers, last by lardhelmet 23:41 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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potterfan3

last person to answer.....WINS!

the title explains it all
23:01 Sat 01st Dec 200719316 answers, last by dustypuss 16:03 Fri 31st May 2024
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April21

SORRY

Ireland's Catholic Church has apologised after a damning new report showed it covered up child sex abuse over more than three decades. Well F-YOU too late now for apologise's, the damage has been...
00:10 Thu 18th Feb 201025 answers, last by guyrkp 09:52 Mon 15th Mar 2010
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No_Knowledge_

how long without a drink?

by the time i have my next pint it will be almost a month without alcohol. probable a record for me . how long have you gone without. (since being an adult)...
20:46 Sun 21st Feb 201056 answers, last by cherrychapstick 00:33 Mon 22nd Feb 2010
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wizard66

Fake bought on Ebay

My son has recently bought a Nintendo Wii remote of Ebay (the seller is from Hong Kong) It was advertised as having four skins (no gags please) but arrived with only one. After trying it out on the...
19:10 Mon 15th Feb 20106 answers, last by wizard66 17:48 Wed 17th Feb 2010
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Philtaz

Baby P Stepfather Attacked In Prison

http://uk.news.yahoo....n-prison-dba1618.html Aww, poor mite. My heart bleeds for him....................Not! If only it were 'real napalm. Hope springs eternal. Why is it that only proper 'scrotes'...
01:06 Sun 14th Feb 201087 answers, last by smudge 14:32 Mon 15th Feb 2010
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Barmaid

Cheer me up, please!

The ex wife cowbag from hell has just completely ruined our weekend (by using the children as weapons and not treating them as children). So try and cheer me up, please. Otherwise I shall be stuck...
15:19 Fri 12th Feb 201085 answers, last by No_Knowledge_ 02:12 Sat 13th Feb 2010
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Answerprancer

Celebrity 'urban myths'

eg. Joan Armatrading and Valerie Singleton being partners Sue Lawley being overheard saying "f*ck me till I f@rt!" Michael Jackson is alive and well and selling burgers in Sheffield etc. Any...
00:25 Fri 12th Feb 201011 answers, last by jackthehat 21:47 Fri 12th Feb 2010

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