Cheer me up, please!

[Barmaid]

The ex wife cowbag from hell has just completely ruined our weekend (by using the children as weapons and not treating them as children). So try and cheer me up, please. Otherwise I shall be stuck here with "He who is in the slough of despond".

I was thinking rude Valentines rhymes - come on, be creative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snags]

I'm still not eating them...

[joby1]

fekk.....dont ask me to cheer ya up BM........Im miserable as sin meself........I'll send a joke to ya moby.... :-))

[NoMercy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I said you were "gifted"
It just wasn't true...