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Sweet to the bitter end.

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to...
21:50 Tue 13th Mar 20123 answers, last by marval 22:58 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his...
21:49 Tue 13th Mar 20122 answers, last by roger 23:53 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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The crocodile

A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar turns to the astonished patrons and says.... "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's...
21:22 Sat 10th Mar 20124 answers, last by marval 14:42 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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Windows Vista

Is there a way to set up a shortcut, perhaps with an Alt-Funtion key, to type out a preset word/sentence, something like your email address or an often used phrase. It is possible in a word processor,...
23:15 Mon 05th Mar 20123 answers, last by wildwood 00:05 Tue 06th Mar 2012
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The owl and the pussycat.

Take a few minutes out of your busy schedule and relax while you view this due of most unlikely friends enjoying life. http://www.wimp.com/catowl/...
08:34 Wed 29th Feb 201210 answers, last by maggiebee 15:09 Tue 06th Mar 2012
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Changing colour

Is there a way to change the 'visited' colour in Chrome using Vista? This missing option facility is most annoying.
23:39 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?...
08:04 Sat 25th Feb 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 23:42 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley.

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied...
07:56 Sat 25th Feb 20125 answers, last by marval 18:30 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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hypocrisy

In my younger days when I was forced to go to church the only redeeming intervals were when we sang hymns and I let rip with full gusto, no doubt much to the annoyance of the 9 or 10 rows nearest to...
02:37 Sat 25th Feb 201211 answers, last by birdie1971 01:21 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"...
02:23 Fri 24th Feb 20124 answers, last by maggiebee 14:33 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Don't you just love those Irish jokes.

Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them...
22:02 Fri 17th Feb 201229 answers, last by heathfield 13:25 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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Noah's Ark.

I'm bored so here goes... Are there any religious folks on Answerbank who believe the Noah's Ark account as in Genesis? I mean, only 6 people left 6000 years ago, and some insects are parthenogenic so...
22:41 Wed 15th Feb 201275 answers, last by jomifl 21:18 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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6 degrees of blonde

FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, Listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles...
22:21 Wed 15th Feb 20121 answer, last by marval 22:23 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Sorry about the capitals...

TWO ELDERLY GENTS DECIDED THEY WERE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD...
22:16 Sun 12th Feb 20123 answers, last by shooty 23:46 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Twink.

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Twink. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
20:27 Thu 09th Feb 20123 answers, last by Philtaz 13:18 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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Lord Jagannath.

Any Theists on here that think these spiritual villagers are nuts? http://af.reuters.com...idAFTRE5A91E620091110...
05:30 Thu 09th Feb 201292 answers, last by sith123 09:49 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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Hymn # 365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I...
00:55 Sun 05th Feb 20124 answers, last by marval 16:06 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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With apologies to all those of Italian origin..............

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks # What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks # What's the fastest way to get off an Italian...
07:09 Tue 31st Jan 20127 answers, last by missprim 19:36 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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The wooden ball.

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball...
07:07 Tue 31st Jan 20125 answers, last by maggiebee 19:31 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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The haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist...
02:26 Sun 29th Jan 20124 answers, last by SpikeyBush 01:10 Tue 31st Jan 2012

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