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Modem/router.

Just to get things clear...... I often see reference to a router when I believe it is a modem and visa versa, even on computer equipment sites. It is right that a modem is the part that deciphers the...
23:42 Wed 07th Sep 20111 answer, last by VHG 07:46 Thu 08th Sep 2011
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sense of humour or just cruel???

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the...
23:10 Tue 06th Sep 201115 answers, last by Elderman 15:05 Sat 10th Sep 2011
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Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVECASINO CHIPS...
07:56 Sat 03rd Sep 20116 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:22 Sun 04th Sep 2011
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found another Blonde joke

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, So she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the...
09:17 Sat 27th Aug 20112 answers, last by marval 16:05 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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Clocks in Heaven

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, hesaw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks....
08:46 Sat 27th Aug 201110 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:18 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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New words for 2011

* TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking botox. * BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER...
00:45 Sat 20th Aug 20112 answers, last by mike11111 00:53 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Harlequin Novel?

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a...
23:19 Sat 09th Jul 20111 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 00:42 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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Well worth a read.

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his...
22:38 Wed 06th Jul 20116 answers, last by heathfield 12:23 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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Materialistic

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the...
10:22 Wed 06th Jul 20118 answers, last by sallabananas 15:52 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Testing faith.

How does a religious person honestly feel when a personal tragedy happens; loved one dies/cancer/go blind etc. Do they really regard this as god's will without question to test their faith?...
23:59 Sun 03rd Jul 201128 answers, last by keyplus90 23:28 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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car keys

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs...
23:13 Sun 26th Jun 20119 answers, last by China Doll 15:06 Mon 27th Jun 2011
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Italian Bread

Two old guys,one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath . The 80 year old was amazed at...
03:40 Sun 26th Jun 20111 answer, last by Trimeresurus 05:27 Sun 26th Jun 2011
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planking

The planking craze has even reached the animals in Africa. http://i1137.photobuc.../wildwood14/plank.jpg...
23:46 Fri 24th Jun 20115 answers, last by YT52 06:52 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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Italian shoes

Luiggi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much...it's all...
05:31 Fri 17th Jun 20113 answers, last by metroshoeslb 07:02 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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How can this be legal?

http://gps.outtravele...y-bar-bans-women.html...
01:10 Fri 10th Jun 201113 answers, last by ZebUK 12:09 Fri 01st Jul 2011
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CAUTION - Blonde joke.

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she...
23:44 Thu 09th Jun 20115 answers, last by mike11111 13:56 Tue 14th Jun 2011
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Revolting! don't read if you're sqeemish.

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow...... He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there...
23:42 Thu 09th Jun 20115 answers, last by venator 00:19 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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PC correctness

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority so try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a...
05:49 Tue 31st May 201111 answers, last by marval 09:54 Tue 31st May 2011
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Donation.

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the Internal Revenue Service . Can you help us?' 'I can!' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member...
08:22 Mon 30th May 20117 answers, last by wildwood 23:20 Tue 31st May 2011

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