Donate SIGN UP

wakeover

61 to 80 of 137

First Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Last

Avatar Image
wakeover
Although my Acer 5920 Laptop is set for English (UK), the spell check is English (American). Can this be changed?
Avatar Image
wakeover
Where would I get a full length (calf length) Umbro Managers coat please. Looked on the net without success. Thanks.
Avatar Image
wakeover
How much does it cost to run a 2400watt electric fan per hour, assuming average domestic tariff? Thanks
Avatar Image
wakeover
...was, apparantly, the intented victim of an assasination attempt. However when his Special Services armed guards told him to get down...he just started dancing.
Avatar Image
wakeover
I'd like to buy a stainless steel front spoiler guard for a 53reg CRV. Specialised dealers have them at excessively high prices so was looking for breakers yards etc. Thanks in advance
Avatar Image
wakeover
Pilot: Something loose in cockpit GC: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on wind-shield GC: Live bugs on back order P: Unfamiliar noise from #2 engine GC: Engine run for four hours, noise now...
Avatar Image
wakeover
Pilot leaves the aircraft and as he passes by the airframe mechanic mentions that he'd lost one engine. "Don't worry" said the fitter, "It'll turn up"
Avatar Image
wakeover
90 year old man sat on park bench can't take his eyes of the young man sat alonside with spikey multicoloured hair. "What's your problem old timer?" said the punk, "Didn't you ever do anything wild...
Avatar Image
wakeover
Does anyone know the little ditty which explains the two pronunciations of the word scone. Where one rhymes with gone and one rhymes with gnome. Thanks in advance.
Avatar Image
wakeover
14d bore witness 25a survival tia
Avatar Image
wakeover
14d bore witness 25a survival tia
Avatar Image
wakeover
Would anyone agree with me that both Ricky Gervaise and Steve Coogan are the least funny excuse for comedy actors that Britain has ever has the misfortune to present to the general public? Planting...
Avatar Image
wakeover
A recent survey held that 85% of men in Liverpool found sex in the shower to be quite exciting. The other 15% admitted they had never been in prison.
Avatar Image
wakeover
What do social workers use as an effective contraception? Their personality , of course.
Avatar Image
wakeover
Told my wife I had some good news and some bad news. I said I'd found a present from last year I'd forgotten to give her. She said, "That's nice, what is it?" "That's the bad news", I said, "It's a...
Avatar Image
wakeover
Currently there are no direct non-stop flights to any part of Australia. Presumably this is becasuse of fuel shortfall. Will there ever be a time when flights will go without the stopover or would a...
Avatar Image
wakeover
116D Walk Heavily ? R ? D ? E very last one, thanks in advance
Avatar Image
wakeover
Anybody know what 4numbers paid on the Lotto. I'm at work and can't access the site, (banned). Thanks
Avatar Image
wakeover
The armed robber bent down to put the cash in his bag and hits his head on the counter partly removing his mask. Looking at the cashier he says, "You saw my face" and quickly lets fire one barrell. He...
Avatar Image
wakeover
He thinks I'm paranoid...well he never actually said it but I know he thinks it.

61 to 80 of 137

First Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Last