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Have a great day :-)
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My neighbour has just walked past with two dogs. I said, "I didn't know you had any dogs." She said, "They're not my dogs, they're my sisters." I said, "Wow, your sisters are very ugly."...
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I'm having salad :-) Roast beef, potato salad, Israeli salad and crusty bread....
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My son wants me to search for the price of train tickets to London that include travel on the tube. What do I search for? Is there a certain name for these type of tickets?...
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Just got an invite through the post for a 50th birthday bash. It says... Audrey invites you to play a starring role at her 50th birthday celebrations. She's obviously going as Audrey Hepburn (her name...
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A copper stops Paddy and Mick and says "I need to Speak to you about operation Yewtree" Paddy says "but there's only two of us" :-)...
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A friend logged onto facebook from this computer and now his email address and password are always in the sign in page and it doesn't recognise ours. This is on firefox. I have unticked the 'keep me...
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Made me laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y And one for cats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk...
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My eyes are weeping, my nose is running, and I can't stop sneezing.
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A thread about a news story that is all over the on-line news has been deleted. What are we not allowed to post about?...
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Breaking News on BBC now.
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I hurt my foot a week last Monday. It's still painful but only when I walk. How long should I put up with the pain before consulting a doctor?...
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Eat insects?? BBC news are talking about it because of the rising cost of meat. Me....NO...
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You bastards...
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I watched a programme on North Korea a few days back. It was on BBC but I can't find it on iplayer. It was called....North Korea: Crossing the line (I think)...
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Two Irishmen are looking through a mail-order catalogue. Paddy says to Mick,"Look at these women! The prices are reasonable too." Mick agrees and says "I'm ordering one right now." Three weeks later...
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Sometimes it's good when they are naughty. He's cleaning everything in sight because he wants to go out on Saturday :-)...
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How many aunts and uncles do you have/had? I have 9 uncles and 7 aunts....
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Meat do you eat?
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National NO HOUSEWORK day. According to Sunday Bruch...whoop whoop....

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