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wendilla

e.t

What's the difference between a muslim and E.T. E.T looked better 'smelt better ,learn't english didn't claim benifits had his own bike and wanted to go home.
15:46 Sun 18th Feb 200710 answers, last by Potatoman 20:39 Fri 02nd Mar 2007
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feebee

BT Advert - Best Man

What are the wedding guests laughing at?
23:59 Mon 29th Jan 20079 answers, last by buckoneton 23:11 Wed 21st Feb 2007
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dinosour

Chemist

I went to the chemists the other day. I said do you have that Viagra, he said I do, I said can you get it over the counter? he said I can if I take two. I said could I get some ? He said do you have a...
16:22 Wed 14th Feb 20071 answer, last by Trillipse 09:38 Thu 15th Feb 2007
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CushtyFred

Stripe you up

If I were to "stripe" someone up. What would I be doing?
13:15 Wed 14th Feb 200710 answers, last by WillieBlack 19:21 Tue 04th Oct 2011
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tartan

"Has your cat died?

What does the saying "Has your cat died?" mean
08:47 Wed 14th Feb 20077 answers, last by Sallywebster11 20:31 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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overdale

Junk

Who invented the word 'Junk' and why does it mean rubbish
13:20 Mon 12th Feb 20077 answers, last by Quizmonster 16:51 Tue 13th Feb 2007
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overdale

Mate

Who invented the word mate
15:51 Sun 11th Feb 20073 answers, last by Nether Edge 18:29 Mon 12th Feb 2007
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eugenmicsa

Quarter of a heart

Have you ever heard the expression "quarter of a heart"? Maybe someone can explain me what it means.
09:11 Mon 12th Feb 20071 answer, last by Trillipse 12:53 Mon 12th Feb 2007
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BABY BUNDY

Wooden leg

Two old Navy buddies run into each other at a Manchester pub. The first Sailor asks his buddie, "Say, are you still seeing that redhead with the wooden leg?" The 2nd Sailor replied, "No, I had to...
10:45 Mon 05th Feb 20072 answers, last by Trillipse 08:36 Wed 07th Feb 2007
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BABY BUNDY

What's 12" long, 4" around and white?

Not a damn thing.
19:49 Sat 03rd Feb 20077 answers, last by BABY BUNDY 17:55 Mon 05th Feb 2007
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~ vortex ~

Have you heard...?

about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dog!!
14:55 Wed 24th Jan 20075 answers, last by Trillipse 02:16 Mon 29th Jan 2007
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sweetfennel

piggy banks

how is it that a pig became a bank?
00:40 Sun 28th Jan 20072 answers, last by Trillipse 01:45 Mon 29th Jan 2007
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overdale

Yanks

Why do we call Americans 'Yanks'
14:53 Sun 28th Jan 20075 answers, last by 2armyvets 18:05 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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snagged

A bloke is driving...

through Wales when his car breaks down. He calls out the AA and a mechanic comes out, looks under the bonnet and tells the driver 'you've blown a seal'... the driver looks at him and says 'you can...
20:55 Fri 19th Jan 20072 answers, last by Trillipse 11:43 Tue 23rd Jan 2007
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Marvelman

The funeral

An Irishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were at a good friends funeral, as the coffin passed slowly by, the Irishman said that he owed his dead friend ?100, took a ?100 out of his wallet and put it on the...
01:29 Mon 22nd Jan 200714 answers, last by Bellringer 14:46 Wed 24th Jan 2007
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Sheeeeeeeeee

Cricket phrase

Is there a cricket phrase Wood on Willow?
11:40 Thu 18th Jan 20072 answers, last by Trillipse 11:32 Tue 23rd Jan 2007
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Qmark78

What did she mean?

my boss told me today im as deep as the ocean eh?
21:31 Fri 12th Jan 200712 answers, last by Trillipse 07:46 Mon 22nd Jan 2007
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beryllium

where does the saying....

Killing with kindness come from?
19:48 Thu 11th Jan 20075 answers, last by beryllium 16:01 Fri 12th Jan 2007
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Trillipse

downloading music to a mobile phone mp3

my wife has just bought me a lovely sonyericsson k750i, and i've done all i can as regards facilitating internet connectivity but i haven't got the first clue how to go about downloading mp3 music...
22:14 Thu 04th Jan 20074 answers, last by zeglover 11:54 Fri 05th Jan 2007
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myishealuvs?

am I in love

me and my boyfriend have benn going out for 3 months now and my mom or sister doesn't like him and she thinks that were just friends but now that she sees we talk to eachother alot she doesn't want me...
19:07 Fri 17th Nov 20066 answers, last by myishealuvs? 18:58 Mon 27th Nov 2006

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