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Were,s my Matt Lucas thread gone ?.

11:58 Wed 07th Oct 200918 answers, last by pericat 12:14 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Dear Matt Lucas,

I am sorry to hear of the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my ex who recently passed away. If you fancy a date give me a call. Love, Jack Tweed....
11:54 Wed 07th Oct 20094 answers, last by poodicat 11:56 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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A recent scientific study,

found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features....
14:22 Tue 06th Oct 20099 answers, last by DEN53 19:14 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Two blokes in the pub

discussing their sex lives. 1st bloke say's we're still at it like rabbits !'' 2nd bloke say's ''Huh..... I only give it her once a month ! I call it ' Bruce Lee night.' His mate asks why ? He replies...
12:43 Tue 06th Oct 20091 answer, last by another-view 12:44 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Battle of the sexes.

For years, men and women have argued over which is the most painful - being kicked in the balls or giving birth. Here's the answer : a year after having the 1st child, a women will turn to her man and...
15:29 Mon 05th Oct 200926 answers, last by cazzz1975 16:34 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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tony's sunday chuckle ( for football fans only )

My favorite sex position is now the '' Alex Ferguson '', because the missus never complains if i can make it last an extra two minutes....
18:28 Sun 04th Oct 20094 answers, last by tonyav 18:36 Sun 04th Oct 2009
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Bloody hell !

Has sqad gone and got himself banned?.
11:45 Thu 01st Oct 20095 answers, last by daffy654 18:27 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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Tony's morning chuckle.

Bloke meets Paddy in the pub, the telly is on and the evening news is covering the story of a guy about to jump off a high rise office block. I bet you £20 he'll jump, says the bloke, I bet...
09:41 Thu 01st Oct 20091 answer, last by albaqwerty 09:44 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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Bobbisox.

I am now going to start a new thread to get poor Bobbi of the hook, what do you reckon.
13:15 Tue 29th Sep 200932 answers, last by logic 14:46 Tue 29th Sep 2009
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Chuckler thread,

Where has it gone ?.
12:39 Tue 29th Sep 200952 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:25 Tue 29th Sep 2009
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Is RichardChaimberlain a Klown.

11:59 Sat 26th Sep 200925 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:28 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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Chris Tarrant, says

' for £32'000 what is the colour of your wifes fanny hair ? Is it - A. Brown B. Red C. Blonde D.Ginger Paddy says ' can i phone a friend !...
11:13 Fri 18th Sep 20091 answer, last by Marvel 21:02 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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who are these comedians, ring sting and corporal clott.

22:26 Sun 06th Sep 20092 answers, last by Allegro 23:06 Sun 06th Sep 2009
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It's been confirmed

that the South African athlete Caster Semenya can keep her 800m Gold Medal as it's been proven that she is definately a women. Her father Fatima Whitbread confirmed this earlier today.
19:34 Thu 27th Aug 20093 answers, last by tonyted 00:52 Fri 28th Aug 2009
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Mick opens Paddy's fridge

and says ''Why do you always keep an empty bottle of milk in here Paddy ? '' Paddy replies ''In case someone wants a black coffee you thick tw@t !''.
17:16 Wed 26th Aug 20092 answers, last by mollykins 09:46 Mon 31st Aug 2009
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'' A beautiful woman ''

goes to see a psychiatrist and confesses, Doc i have a compulsion to make love to all my employers.'' '' Ah he says, You must be my new receptionist.''
17:19 Sat 22nd Aug 2009
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'' What is religious sex ''

Nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon and nun at night.
17:14 Sat 22nd Aug 2009
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some men

are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile rings and one man answers it. '' Hello ? he says. '' Darling, are you at yhe club ?'' '' Yes,'' the bloke replies. The woman says, '' i've seen a...
18:09 Fri 21st Aug 20092 answers, last by marval 00:14 Sat 22nd Aug 2009
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'' blonde ''

A man walks into a library and is approached by a blonde librarian. '' Do you have Great Expectations ?'' he asks her. '' Yes one day i hope to work on the front desk and get my own parking space''.
13:34 Thu 20th Aug 20091 answer, last by marval 20:57 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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following a night out,

a man brings his mates back to show off his new flat. but his mates are perplexed by a huge gong in the middle of the lounge. '' whatsthat big brass gong for ?'' enquires one of his mates. ''whythats...
19:33 Wed 19th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 00:20 Thu 20th Aug 2009

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