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Another Tuesday Chuckle.

Alice and Bob decide to try a 69. Bob didn't know what it was so Alice decided to show him. She tells Bob to lie on the floor and she sits on top. She's about to start when she f@rts and says oops...
14:17 Tue 20th Oct 200923 answers, last by pericat 14:50 Tue 20th Oct 2009
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I've got a joke,

and i'm not afraid to use it !.
09:54 Tue 20th Oct 200914 answers, last by tonyav 10:41 Tue 20th Oct 2009
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Do jokes get zapped at night ?.

22:23 Mon 19th Oct 20096 answers, last by craft1948 22:32 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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Shall we start a Mother in Law thread.

Anybody know any good Mother in Law jokes ?.
13:19 Mon 19th Oct 200920 answers, last by Dunloptyre 16:10 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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I've just had some do-gooders

around my house asking for clothes for starving Africans ! I said if they can fit into my clothes there not bloody starving.
13:06 Mon 19th Oct 20099 answers, last by tonyted 22:33 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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Bloody hell.

I missed Bobbi's radio CB last night, and some other good threads. ;-(.
11:22 Mon 19th Oct 200920 answers, last by vibrasphere 11:40 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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Dot

Your a northern Lass arn't you. Well i wonder if you could possibly answer a question for me, from 1973 until 1978 i used to go to Wigan Casino I have heard that they have reunions in that shopping...
19:59 Sun 18th Oct 200927 answers, last by ItchyMoti 20:50 Sun 18th Oct 2009
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My mrs.

has just got out of the bath and i have just bit her on both cheeks. !
19:13 Sun 18th Oct 20099 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 19:30 Sun 18th Oct 2009
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Bloody hell.

Wheres knobby gone ?.
17:35 Sun 18th Oct 200911 answers, last by half-cocked-and-soggy 17:55 Sun 18th Oct 2009
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Anybody else.

Find this disturbing stuff disturbing.
17:08 Sun 18th Oct 20096 answers, last by tonyav 17:24 Sun 18th Oct 2009
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Afternoon chuckle.

A girl calls her mother, Mum I'm getting a divorce. A divorce ? Why ?' The mother asks shocked, ' Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bum hole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now...
15:49 Sun 18th Oct 20095 answers, last by ummmm 16:39 Sun 18th Oct 2009
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Another chuckle.

Women are the best vehicles in the world. Why ?. Two beautiful bumpers on the front. two great bumpers at the back. Self lubricating when hot. Finger touch ignition. Automatic engine oil change every...
09:49 Sun 18th Oct 200932 answers, last by Brokenstoned 16:30 Sun 18th Oct 2009
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FAO cazzz.

Are you watching the Villa.
12:37 Sat 17th Oct 200927 answers, last by craft1948 17:24 Sat 17th Oct 2009
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FAO squad.

Dear squad re. salla's Globus Hystericus versus Globe Artichoke thread yesterday pm. I feel that due to the relentless interrogation and bullying of me by two certain female Answerbank members (...
10:03 Fri 16th Oct 200915 answers, last by pericat 12:17 Fri 16th Oct 2009
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Well i think thats one tw@t

that may think twice before he takes on the chatterbankers again in the future. LOL
15:05 Thu 15th Oct 200948 answers, last by sallabananas 15:47 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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Psst, have a look on the internet topic,

daffy's having a go.
13:54 Thu 15th Oct 200931 answers, last by steg 14:41 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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FAO sqad.

Have a look on the DIY section at the how to mount a flat screen tv thread, It came up yesterday pm. And boy was asking for the reply that i gave ?. see what you think.
11:46 Wed 14th Oct 200916 answers, last by tonyav 13:54 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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Whats Man United's new shirt sponsor ?.

Magners, Nothing added but time.
10:31 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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Morning chuckle, as sent to me by a 12 year old !.

A dad can't work out why his baby son keeps crying. Worried he takes the tot to the doctor. the doctor undoes the babys nappy and finds that it is full. '' Your baby needs changing ! '' he explains....
09:20 Wed 14th Oct 20093 answers, last by TheEqualizer 09:46 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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Anybody fancy a morning chuckle yet.

It's OK, it's PC and non controversial.
08:50 Wed 14th Oct 20096 answers, last by tonyav 09:10 Wed 14th Oct 2009

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