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darren197373

So Michael Jackson has skin cancer.......

(All together now) "....dont blame it on the sunshine...."
12:17 Sun 31st May 200914 answers, last by darren197373 19:35 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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yukka

renault

hello all, i have just bought a renault scenic but i have a ignition coil witch is misfireing, is there a way of finding out witch one it is with out removing them one at a time, thank you any help...
19:53 Sat 30th May 20092 answers, last by yukka 19:34 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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DiddlyQuaQua

Ford Ka Air Con problem

Switched air con on last week and had very little performance. Now the air con is switched off but experiencing loud whirring noises from the engine when the engine is started up. Does the air-con...
22:04 Sun 31st May 20091 answer, last by Toneisok 23:11 Sun 31st May 2009
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chrisrob

Criminal

A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. > > > > > Prison walls are never built to scale.
10:43 Sat 04th Apr 20092 answers, last by Toneisok 01:34 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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Madmonks

Map making made easy

When the Ordnance Survey were making their maps they used trig points set up on high ground to triangulate bearings and calculate distance etc. To do this they used an instrument called a theodolite....
22:39 Sat 04th Apr 20092 answers, last by Toneisok 01:28 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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lindylou16

Hee Hee

I watched a chicken cross the road today, it was poultry in motion.
20:42 Tue 07th Apr 20094 answers, last by no-knowledge 14:35 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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janzman

SCROD (Atlantic codfish split and ready for cooking.......

...early American).. Bubba, a salesman from Kentucky just loves getting SCROD..must have it everyday. He gets sent on a sales trip to New York City, his first time away from the South. Bubba arrives...
21:43 Tue 07th Apr 20091 answer, last by Toneisok 00:58 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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janzman

Army reunion...

In1975 General Farquarson-Bullworthy-Smythe arrives at his London Club His car draws up and a liveried doorman opens the door. I recognise you werent you a sergeant in the desert with me in '43?says...
22:32 Tue 07th Apr 20099 answers, last by nightmare 13:25 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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noplanb

Peugeot 205 diesel starting problem - battery ok

My K reg Peugeot 205 turns over but refuses to start without priming the fuel filter. I changed the drop in fuel filter, primed the fuel line to clear any air, the car started and ran all day without...
01:55 Mon 02nd Feb 20094 answers, last by noplanb 01:38 Tue 10th Feb 2009
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BENNETT29

vectra

battery light stays on when keys are out
10:40 Tue 03rd Feb 20091 answer, last by Toneisok 01:12 Sat 07th Feb 2009
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Toneisok

Saving texts?

I have recently had a very long text exchange that I would love to save, is it possible to get the exchange out of the phone and into print?
19:55 Wed 10th Dec 20083 answers, last by ChuckFickens 20:59 Wed 10th Dec 2008
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GypsyGSD

opinion on garage quote please

I have just had a quote from a garage to replace oil cooler and flush out radiator on a vauxhall omega est. automactic of 1287 pound plus vat is this the going rate for the work to be done thanks...
16:17 Tue 29th Jan 20087 answers, last by GypsyGSD 00:00 Wed 30th Jan 2008
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tommyo

ford ka possible power stearing leek

My partner has a 1999 V reg ford KA. When she turns the steering wheel when driving there apppears to be a leak occuring of what looks like oil or power steering fluid. when she turns the wheel, it...
09:49 Tue 29th Jan 20083 answers, last by dwanjar1 03:41 Tue 26th Feb 2008
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jonnix

car maintenance

thank you norman the dog &co. I have managed to replace the headlight main beam bulb without removing headlight assembly from the car.Very little room but I must have small hands. My Haynes Manual was...
22:01 Tue 22nd Jan 20083 answers, last by Toneisok 20:55 Wed 23rd Jan 2008
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autobagger

fuel filter ford transit

does the ford transit 2.5 year 1999 have just the one fuel filter or is there one underneath the body cheers
21:30 Fri 11th Jan 20083 answers, last by autobagger 22:30 Fri 18th Jan 2008
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LostSheep

Corsa temperature gauge

Hi, I have a 2001 Corsa SXI and the outside temperature gauge has stopped working. Instead of the temperature I'm just getting --.-C. Would it be an easy job to replace this? Where would it be on the...
20:40 Sat 12th Jan 20083 answers, last by LostSheep 19:05 Sun 13th Jan 2008
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sweetchuck

Where is thermostat on scooby

I have a my96 wrx import and the thermostat needs changing but have no idea where it is, can someone help me
14:11 Thu 03rd Jan 20081 answer, last by Toneisok 20:34 Thu 03rd Jan 2008
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TylerTots

rover keyfob tuning

Hi, i have a rover 25 and i need a new key fob for the alarm. I have a fully functional factory standard 2 button lucas 17tn fob at the moment, and i have bought an identical one from ebay. i now need...
13:00 Fri 28th Dec 20075 answers, last by TylerTots 19:17 Fri 28th Dec 2007
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jeebs

Rover 75

At speed and accelerating there is miss. Like a duff plug or similar, but they have been changed still problem there. Have had the car to the garage and computer plugged in; it says no problem. But...
22:10 Tue 11th Dec 20075 answers, last by jeebs 22:41 Sun 16th Dec 2007
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si.mullins

ford mondeo mk3 new shape cam belt or chain?

i have just bought a ford mondeo x reg tddi mark 3 new shape, i rang some diesel service garages near me to ask about servicing, i asked about cam belt changing and have been told by 2 out of 3 the...
17:58 Fri 17th Aug 200710 answers, last by twazerk 00:43 Tue 21st Aug 2007

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