When was the last time you called someone just to see how they weer? Not for a specific reason but just a quick check on their situation? Do you find that being online so much that you use the...
i ordered an indian an hour ago and it's still not here me hungry me hungry me hungry why say forty five mins if it's gonna be soooooooo much longer GRRRRRRR
Can anyone help? In March i fell hitting my cheek bone. I tripped over some boxes and when i fell i over extended my lower back? but now it hurts when i sit down, at the base of my spine...
I have guests coming for a couple of weeks and they love spicy indian food. Can anybody give me an easy enough recipe, (without using processed foods hence sauces in jars etc). TIA
A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Somethings wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to...
What are subscribers' experiences or feelings about acupuncture? 18 years ago I was treated for an 'untreatable' frozen shoulder by this means with 100% success. Now I have made an appointment with...
My camera points south (fixed fitting) but the midday sun hits full on and blurs the picture. Moving camera is not an option as its fixed and it can only raise or lower the lense-point minimally. Its...
Little Ronald watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Ronald found this so...
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute,...
A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a...
PETER KAY ONE LINERS 1) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 2) I've often...
An old East Texas farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he...
What a lovely day for going in a chemist shop, asking for a packet of durex, and then saying to the nubile lady behind the counter "Any chance of a test drive?"
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle...
My hubby and I have just had a discussion about having a 2nd child. I may want one in the future he doesn't! My question is to all of you who have 2 or more children how different is it to just having...
today at 7:35 am my little brother was born... his name is Timothy David.... i was wondering what a good nickname would be. my dad is David and my uncle is Timothy so i need something good not: tim or...