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No Delivery Slots At Morrisons.

Will have to queue Monday. Due to not having a stockpile a shop is essential. Maybe a safer option will be to continue to shop locally. Lot dearer though....
11:55 Sat 28th Mar 20204 answers, last by pixie374 12:18 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Message From Giffgaff On Mobile.

Clocks forward on Sunday so we will have longer days. 25 hours perhaps ?
13:46 Fri 27th Mar 20205 answers, last by Gizmonster 17:44 Fri 27th Mar 2020
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I See Meghan Has Gone To Hollywood To Join Glitzy Pals.

Finallly got what she wanted.
13:00 Fri 27th Mar 202030 answers, last by sanmac 17:04 Fri 27th Mar 2020
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Lighter Evenings From Sunday.

This is the first time I am not looking forward to it. I fear it will be a long haul through summer. I am now going to Bill a thrashing at cribbage....
10:57 Wed 25th Mar 20205 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:36 Wed 25th Mar 2020
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One Loaf And One Milk For Each Shopper In Spar.

Makes it difficult to shop for elderly neighbours....
10:49 Wed 25th Mar 202026 answers, last by vulcan42 11:33 Wed 25th Mar 2020
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What Did The Top Hat Say To The Bra ?

You go on ahead , I'll give these two a lift.
14:40 Tue 24th Mar 20203 answers, last by royfromaus 14:47 Tue 24th Mar 2020
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Best Bit In Favourite Films

I like " The fastest gun alive" When he shoots the glass of beer....
14:34 Tue 24th Mar 202068 answers, last by ToraToraTora 10:48 Wed 25th Mar 2020
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This Lockdown Malarky.

From the beginning of time there have been colds, flu, etc. This will continue and so will this new bug thingy. Is it just delaying the inevitable by people not going out. People have to go out, work,...
12:47 Tue 24th Mar 202025 answers, last by shoota 14:54 Tue 24th Mar 2020
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Good Time To Cancel Tv Licence Dd ??

Can't see them coming round knocking on doors.
12:42 Tue 24th Mar 20201 answer, last by TheDevil 12:42 Tue 24th Mar 2020
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What Exactly Is "Essential Shopping " ???

Are booze, fags and morning paper eligible ?
12:40 Tue 24th Mar 202029 answers, last by Canary42 15:09 Tue 24th Mar 2020
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What A Lovely Quiet Morning.

Just been for paper and fags. Might have a sit outside later.
09:52 Tue 24th Mar 20203 answers, last by Bobbisox1 11:45 Tue 24th Mar 2020
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Jolly Songs About The Worlds End,Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XCwRbEpZrw...
16:50 Mon 23rd Mar 202011 answers, last by Jordyboy9 17:18 Mon 23rd Mar 2020
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A Big Thank You To Naomi24 For The Cribbage Link.

I am now getting to grips with the crafty Bill. I agree, he nearly always holds a good pegging hand. I sometimes start over a few times till I get lowest card, great fun in these terrible times. Got a...
11:32 Mon 23rd Mar 2020
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Purchases Limited To Two Items.

Went for morning paper and fags. They took 18 out of my packet.
12:02 Sun 22nd Mar 202025 answers, last by vulcan42 13:27 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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Chap Tells His Wife He Hates The Local Butcher.

Husband says butcher was bragging about making love to every woman in our street, except one. Wife replies " Thatt'll be that snotty cow at No. 15"...
14:59 Sat 21st Mar 20209 answers, last by johnny.5 21:49 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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Looked At My Wife Lovingly Over Breakast And Said

"wonderful last night, You weren't faking were you ? "No" she said " I really was asleep"...
14:54 Sat 21st Mar 20201 answer, last by marval 20:10 Sat 21st Mar 2020
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My Wife Says I Am The Worst Lover She Has Ever Had.

I replied "how can you decide a thing like that in two minutes"...
14:52 Sat 21st Mar 20202 answers, last by Fanriffic 15:06 Sat 21st Mar 2020
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80 Year Old Chap Asks The Doctor To Lower His Sex Drive.

Doctor says "It's all in your mind" "I know" says the old chap. "It needs lowering"...
14:43 Sat 21st Mar 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 18:21 Sat 21st Mar 2020
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Local Spar Shop Okay.

Paper , milk and much needed soap. Plenty of wine, dearer than Morrisons but I am not going to large supermarkets only to find empty shelves....
11:07 Sat 21st Mar 20204 answers, last by royfromaus 11:11 Sat 21st Mar 2020
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For Tea I Am Making A

mushroom omelette.
17:15 Fri 20th Mar 20206 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:28 Fri 20th Mar 2020

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