No bad spelling in this thread. English only (Request of wiffey). Only nice pretty fluffy bunnies and pastel colours/colors allowed. Only people called Smike or Jane may post and they have to have...
I have just farted and 6 maggots came out of my bottom. I am still lying on the floor rolling around in some horrible smelling stale faeces. Its really not nice bieng in this way. I wish it could be...
I am feeling fed up cos my tongue is still bruised and sore and swollen after the injection on Thursday. I can walk, operate machinery, do the paperwork, work in the stockroom, but I can't talk...
That when some obnoxious ******* decides to post something revolting, instead of people answering, can we all contact the so called editor and complain. Would this be so difficult? They are mostly...
When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell...
i usually spend around an hour every couple of days on this site but im finding it boreing and some people like lungy really offensive , minus one ortwo intellegent people ,so im boycotting this for...
On the news theyre saying 4 million children in the uk are living in poverty. How can this be true? Disadvantaged children living in low income or poor homes. But are they using the money thay have...
My daughter works in one -apologies to my Chinese friends here but this is a call she got yesterday. Mr and Mrs Chung wanted to pay a policy -simple..except they started passing the phone back and...
