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5 Undeniable Facts...............

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing them. 2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best...
16:13 Thu 29th Oct 20151 answer, last by waterboatman 06:11 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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Overnight Stay.........

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you...
17:11 Wed 28th Oct 20154 answers, last by janbee 06:10 Thu 29th Oct 2015
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Scotland The Brave...........

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to build up a stock of his blood type for transfusion. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood...
17:08 Wed 28th Oct 20154 answers, last by janbee 06:10 Thu 29th Oct 2015
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Grandma..............

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a...
17:05 Wed 28th Oct 20154 answers, last by waterboatman 06:22 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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Satan Appears.............

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running...
16:42 Tue 27th Oct 20155 answers, last by murraymints 05:58 Wed 28th Oct 2015
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Two Priests On Holiday..............

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed...
16:40 Tue 27th Oct 20153 answers, last by janbee 05:47 Wed 28th Oct 2015
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Young Love...........

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely...
16:32 Tue 27th Oct 2015
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Truths Of Life.............

TRUTH No. 1. Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. TRUTH No 2. When a lady is...
14:13 Mon 26th Oct 20153 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:26 Sat 14th Nov 2015
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Love Making Tips For Seniors...............

1 Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure...
14:10 Mon 26th Oct 20154 answers, last by marval 18:26 Mon 26th Oct 2015
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The Arab And The Genie................

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that even his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his...
14:07 Mon 26th Oct 20151 answer, last by AlwaysConfused 18:35 Mon 26th Oct 2015
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How To Start A Fight....

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I...
20:08 Sun 25th Oct 20151 answer, last by Chipchopper 09:40 Mon 26th Oct 2015
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Toast..........

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home...
20:02 Sun 25th Oct 2015
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Blonde P.e. Teacher...........

A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a...
14:19 Sun 25th Oct 2015
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Who's The Boss..............

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing...
14:15 Sun 25th Oct 2015
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Getting Married..........

Getting married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack...
20:04 Sat 24th Oct 20153 answers, last by marval 20:43 Sat 24th Oct 2015
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The Pope.........

The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached...
14:14 Fri 23rd Oct 20154 answers, last by Canary42 18:14 Fri 23rd Oct 2015
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A Simple Explanation....................

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell...
14:10 Fri 23rd Oct 2015
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Sex And Good Grammar...........

For all my grammatically correct friends. On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was...
14:06 Fri 23rd Oct 20152 answers, last by marval 21:34 Fri 23rd Oct 2015
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The Light Bulb........

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted - Where you off to Charlie? He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb." Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing,...
15:49 Thu 22nd Oct 20158 answers, last by janbee 06:03 Fri 23rd Oct 2015

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