A man walks into a Pet Shop and says to the shop assistant "I like to buy a cat," The assistant said "I'm sorry sir we have run out of cats but we have a very special hamster" I don't want a hamster...
Its only early days yet but its 3 days now since i have had a cigarette, i cannot believe how much easier my breathing is, I know i have still got a long way to go but i am determined to do it, Can...
Please Help in off on a girls night out tomorrow (for my 21st Birthday) The theame is Nurse's - so everyone will be dressed up!!! I have made badges for everyone but i cant think of any good words to...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of b*tches who...
This was originally shown on on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. The...
How much is MSN, and is it worth it. I've never used it, and been on-line since 1994 or 5. Many of you weem to talk on MSN, or in Froggers, which I think needs MSN, so what are you paying...
You lot can sort all these issues out amongst yourselves, I need my rest. No doubt someone will prop me up at this screen tomorrow night, nite God bless.
I had my first set of acrylic nails done for my wedding 3 1/2 weeks ago. I appreciate that I should have gone for infills after 2 weeks but I was on honeymoon. Is it too late now to go for infills or...
just seen a hotpoint/ariel advert where the washing machine plays music. does it really do that?! if so, i want one. if not and its just an advertising thing then, i knew that. ...
I just love the advert for mini something or other (can't remember what they are. The one where she is slim sitting in front of a mirror and they bring in the padded dress. Priceless. She has got a...
I heard Sly Stallone will be making and starring in Rocky 6 - just goes to show how bored Sly Stallone is :p Also, is anyone actually interested in the sequal to Zorro after...
I have a tank with 2 male and 5 female guppies.. all 5 females have given birth over the last 3 months or so.. but it appears (so far) that all the babies are female.... could it be to do with...
I find the best thing about this site is? On any other chat sits I have visited, It has all been s3x related and everyone was flirting with everyone else. I'm not saying that's wrong, but...
