HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!! YOU DESERVE A GOOD ONE!! All raise a glass now!!!!! for she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow,for she's a jolly good fe,e,e,,elllow...and so say all of us!!...
Great or what?! Where have they been all my life??? Like to hear your stories girls. I just love mine. I really like flicking my feathered bits inwards - salon effect! Although I have never tried...
But why is it whenever I go into Froggers (or anywhere else) I end up drinking on my own? Have you all found somewhere else and not let me know? PLEASE help me out cos my real life has ended now! Oh,...
I've just seen a bit of the ITV2 show about Jordan and Peter (I know that I would have sold my honeymoon pictures to a magazine - not!!) Anyway the bit I saw was of a blonde guy who caught a fish....
Happened to stumble upon a post by Dangerous in Body and Soul. (I was going to say if you're easily offended, then don't look) ...but just don't look. What a prat.
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as...
Two ducks were on their honeymoon and were about to get down to business when the male duck realises he has no condoms, So he calls room service and asks for a condom, Room service replies, No...