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Vodka...

A Guy walks into a bar and orders a double Vodka and drinks it straight down before ordering another which he also swigs straight down. The Barman asks "Bad day?" The guy says "Yeah, I just found out...
21:05 Fri 16th Aug 20134 answers, last by Baldric 01:17 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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The Perfect Man

Walking along Oxford street just as the heavens opened, a man luckily grabs a vacant Taxi without getting the slightest bit of rain on him. The cabbie says: "Perfect timing. You're just like Stevie"...
11:44 Fri 16th Aug 20134 answers, last by EDDIE51 13:05 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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Scream....

How do you make your girlfriend scream and moan while you're having sex? Ring her up and tell her!...
12:31 Wed 14th Aug 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:42 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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Secret Seven

When I was at school I belonged to a gang called The Secret Seven. We were so good that I never found out who the other six were....
15:09 Tue 13th Aug 20131 answer, last by marval 15:36 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Lost Keys

I lost my keys this morning. I looked everywhere even turned the house upside down. My wife told me to look in the place I least expect. Funnily enough, my keys are NOT in locker E17 of the women's...
14:56 Tue 13th Aug 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 15:22 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Irony

Definition of irony:- When fat people buy jogging pants when they're trousers don't fit....
14:51 Tue 13th Aug 20136 answers, last by sir.prize 19:33 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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10 Reasons...

Here are 10 reasons why women think men are lazy 1)...
14:36 Tue 13th Aug 20135 answers, last by marval 15:45 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Insatiable....

Late at night a breathless guy runs into a pub and asks for water and gulps it straight down before asking for another. "That's one hell of a thirst you've got," says the barman. The guy says, "Yeah,...
11:54 Tue 13th Aug 20134 answers, last by marval 15:46 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Lecture....

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked "Where are you going at this time of night". The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it...
11:08 Mon 12th Aug 20134 answers, last by frozengal 13:30 Mon 12th Aug 2013
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Good News Bad News.....

Good News Your wife rings you in the middle of the day asking you to come home for a hot midday sex session. Bad news She also rang the Postman Even Worse news You have to wait.........
07:21 Wed 07th Aug 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 16:57 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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Too Young To Die..

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” said the lawyer “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out...
09:08 Tue 06th Aug 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:51 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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Revenge

Catching a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charged Jim double the usual fare and got abusive when it was pointed out so Jim reluctantly paid up and swore revenge. A couple of weeks later revenge...
13:53 Mon 05th Aug 20138 answers, last by marval 16:51 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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Cheap Labour...

I rang seaworld to book some tickets the other day. I thought it was odd that they asked me to repeat "Jump through the hoop!" "Do a flip!" "balance the ball" several times before they would confirm...
13:30 Mon 05th Aug 20134 answers, last by marval 16:49 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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Screens-U-Like?

This might be a tricky one. I want to write some business software that will run in the 'cloud' using a browser window. I would love some hints about where you think the future of screen design is...
08:03 Mon 29th Jul 20132 answers, last by Quoi 08:54 Mon 29th Jul 2013
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A Bit Creepy?

I work in a small business centre with only 5 people working there 3 male and 2 females. The females both work part time. The thing is, one of the males (husband of one of the females) has taken to...
14:04 Fri 26th Jul 201346 answers, last by boxtops 11:30 Sun 28th Jul 2013
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Upgrade Not Working?

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a slowdown in overall system performance, the worse being in the flower and jewelery applications, which used to...
09:14 Thu 25th Jul 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 23:31 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Cheap Body Piercings

My daughter was saving up for body piercings. First she wanted her ears pierced then after that she said she wanted to save up to get her navel pierced. She asked me if I would help so I told her that...
10:08 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:07 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Superpower Meeting

Superman and Batman met for the first time. To start with it went well... 'That cape suits you well my friend'. said Superman 'Thanks' said Batman 'you're looking pretty good yourself' It didnt last...
09:45 Thu 11th Jul 20133 answers, last by maggiebee 11:51 Thu 11th Jul 2013
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Can I Adopt Your Personality?

I am the most dull, boring and downright witless person I know. My new years resolution was to get a life and I gave that up on Jan 2nd. Have you got a personality I can borrow?...
09:08 Tue 02nd Jul 201328 answers, last by em10 16:17 Tue 02nd Jul 2013

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